Dear Miscellaneous

Dear Password Strength Indicator,
I don't care if it's "weak" I'm sticking with ********. Deal with it.

Dear After-Christmas Sales,

I was desperately in need of retail therapy and you're thoughtful discounts and inspiring incentives doubled my spending AND tripled my savings. Here's to you.

Dear Life,

Just when I thought you'd given up on fairness, you threw me a bone. I appreciate it.

Dear Favors/Help from Friends,

I have a hard time accepting you. I owe you.

Dear Bread, Pasta, Cinnamon Rolls, and Potatoes,

I have a "no-carb left behind" policy but I don't think I can take anymore of you.

Dear Juno,

Best. Movie. Ever.

Dear Fort Builder,

I don't think you know how glad I am to have you back friend.

Dear Happiness in Every Day Life,

Did I see you at Loehman's today, while I was out with Fiorella?