if people were more like me...

• there would be more car accidents. (my driving skills have been on a steady decline) 
• we'd make more trees into tissues. my eyes leak a lot. 
• we'd look like skittles. i'm really into bright colors lately. 
• no one would ever be wrong. (this is actually a very bad habit)
• we would always have the best of intentions. (execution is a different story.)
• no one would ever pay full price. it's a mantra i stick to. 
• there would be no need for hangers. clothing in large piles will do. 
• parents' homes would be OVERFLOWING with their children, and their children's husband, and their children's children...
• wasabi wouldn't need to exist. seriously, why?
• emotion would always win out over logic. 
• baby blankets would actually be called lifetime blankets.