Do You Hear What I Hear?

Everytime "The Little Drummer Boy" comes on the radio I roll my eyes with such vigor I'm sure it's audible..

Guys, I hate to be the Santa-killer here...
but there WAS NOT a drummer boy at the manger.
 Lies. All Lies.

NO pa rum pum pum pums.
NO talking lamb.

And while I'm bah-humbugging, I highly doubt the veracity of "Christmas Shoes."