Okay okay - I don't have swine flu. BUT I COULD.
Because last night as I meandered around 96th St. trying to locate a coworker with a phone a woman approached me ...
"Are you cold?"
me- "yes?"
"Cause I'm freezing and I think I have swine flu - fevers, shaking, flu symptoms... do you think..."
and in typical New York fashion, I turned and walked away.
Whatever Christ-like service I missed out on, I'd trade it for NOT having swine fly ANY day.
In other news: 4.43 miles today.
1 comment:
screw that, i would have reacted the same way... actually, i would have ignored her, i would have told her to go bother the tourists at McDonalds...
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